Five reasons a Christmas tree is better than a man/woman

This is from a friend in Hong Kong.
He is clear these have been making the rounds for a number of years. Still, they are funny.
So read these over and have a happy holiday.

Five Reasons why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Woman
5. You only have to dress a Christmas tree once a year.
4. You don’t have to talk to the tree about your relationship with it.
3. A Christmas tree is happy with cheap plastic accessories.
2. When it gets a bit old and tatty, you just leave it outside on the curb and someone takes it away.
And the number one reason why a Christmas tree is better than a woman:
If you want a Christmas tree you go out and grab one, tie it up, and throw it in the back of your car.

Five Reasons why a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Man
5. A Christmas tree smells better
4. A Christmas tree only drinks water
3. A Christmas tree never tries to get into your bed and suggests "trying something new".
2. You can make a Christmas tree cute by covering it with tinsel
And the number one reason a Christmas tree is better than a man:
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you stand on one of its balls.